"Hamlet"
Are you excited?
Gross!
Say what? The next play is...
Hey!
Maeno! Izawa! What are you doing?
Quit bothering the drama club.
What good timing.
Let's try it on Kinoshita.
Hey, what are you doing?
Cut it out.
That tickles!
Keep quiet!
There. All done.
You just need this bra and these clothes.
Come off it, that's going overboard.
No problem.
Give me a break. You can't be serious.
There, that's perfect. Well boys?
I don't believe it!
He really is cute.
Cuter than any girl!
- The best! - What are you talking about?
You're a knockout, see for yourself! It's like the birth of Venus!
You're ravishing! All else pales before your beauty!
Wow!
Do you really think I'm pretty?
You beautiful girl!
Give me a kick in the butt, will you?
Hurry!
I couldn't!
- No? Well... - Then give us a little squeeze.
Those soft breasts don't look fake.
Keep your hands off, you naughty boys.
Hit us harder. Please, Kinoshita!
You can call me "Queen."
Kinoshita's taking a long time.
He went to look for Maeno and Izawa, that's all.
Maybe he's just wandering around.
Those jerks, skipping out again.
Iwashita.
They're a waste of humanity.
Hello, everybody.
Nice weather, isn't it?
Who are you?
Don't mind me.
- Hey... - Come on.
You've got a promise to keep.
Hang on!
Tanaka.
Doing your calligraphy homework? That's impressive.
Oh my, what's the matter?
Where are you going?
What's gotten into him?
You seem a little down.
Oh, I get it. You're in love.
Your chest is so tight it hurts, right?
Is this the first time?
Your first love!
First love?
I know just how you feel.
- Are you a doctor? - Of course not.
I fell in love for the first time when I was in junior high too.
He was a year above me in the same club.
Come on, you can do it!
Nice shot! You're the best!
Everyone loved him.
I'd always just watched him from a distance.
I'd never spoken a single word to him.
I don't think the others had either.
But my heart was breaking. I had to do something.
I have to do something.
Nice game. Bye.
See you.
He was always on my mind,
and suddenly I found we were completely alone.
I knew this was my only chance,
so I worked up my courage and went for it.
Excuse me?
I knocked him out with a daikon radish.
And that's when I had my way with him.
Not only that. I even became pregnant.
So we both dropped out and started working.
Feel better?
There he is now.
Be right there!
You have to make your first love come true!
Be brave the next time you see her!
What the hell are you doing?
- Let's go. - Sorry.
Bye!
What do you mean "promise"? What promise?
Don't you remember?
No, I don't remember any promise.
It was in kindergarten.
What?
Tanaka!
There is no promise.
Idiot.
What going on?!
You have to make your first love come true!
I will!
I can't stop! I can't!
Does this feel good?
And to think it's Kinoshita.
I'll have her!
Knock it off, you two.
Where did you go, Tanaka?
How about here?
I'm going to get a nose bleed.
What's with you?
I'm sorry!
Marry me!
We'll grow coffee in Brazil!
What kind of dream is that?!
You'll get pregnant! We'll both work!
Calm down, Tanaka! Look, it's me, Kinoshita.
Let me go.
Have you lost your mind?!
What's with you?!
What's happening?
All right! Get a load of this! See for yourself!
What do you think?
Don't you get it? I'm a guy!
It doesn't matter!
Yeah! It doesn't matter!
We don't care either!
Kinoshita!
No! Help!
Hey! Hands off!
Stop it!
I won't let go.
You fools.
Stop this!
No, don't!
Oh, it feels good.
I don't care if you're a man!
It's Inachu Junior High!
I'll be going on maternity leave tomorrow,
so a new teacher will be filling in.
What's maternity leave?
It means she's going to have a baby, no-brain.
Where do babies come out?
Where?
That's a very good question.
But first, we must sterilize our hands.
I'll help too.
You're the ones who need sterilizing!
Sorry to fill you in over the phone, Mr. Suematsu.
Thank you for taking over my class.
But keep your eye on Maeno and Tanaka.
Please be careful.
Don't worry about me. I'll do my best this year.
I understand why you'd want to cry, Mr. Suematsu.
The grade 8 division 5 class is straight out of hell.
No, I'm very happy. This is the first time I've been in charge.
But those fools, Maeno and Tanaka...
Fools?!
I'll conquer everything with my love!
Love?
Yes, love! Love is the answer.
Oh, love.
Yes, love.
Love, huh?
Yes, love.
I'm so nervous.
Good morning, class!
What's wrong with you all? How about a nice bright greeting?
- Good morning, King. - Good.
"King"?
Cover it up nice and good.
You can wash and wax it at lunch time.
Who are you?
I'm filling in for Miss Ishizaka while she's on maternity leave.
My name is Kaoru Suematsu.
He's a real zealot, Maeno.
And he looks like a prude. Better look out.
Nice to meet you, class!
Hey.
You look eager to please,
but you'll regret it if you take advantage of us.
Have a good look at our precepts.
We have some pretty harsh rules in this class.
No falling in love.
No perkiness.
No friendship.
No enthusiasm.
Anyone who breaks these rules of steel...
has to enter the tiger hole.
Suematsu, you broke the fourth rule, "no enthusiasm."
That'll cost you 30 days in the tiger hole, my boy.
Don't worry, it won't kill you.
But it may ruin you, as a man.
You fools!
Precepts?! Rules?!
Don't let such stupid rules restrict you!
Stupid thing!
How could you do that?
I love you all, my beloved students! Show your love for me!
That's insane! Don't let him fool you.
I'm not lying. It's the truth.
Look into my eyes, and see the truth.
What amazing eyes!
Stunning!
I feel I'm being drawn by them.
Teacher!
Come to me, children!
Teacher!
How silly of me, this is nothing to cry over.
What a cheap trick! What a cheap display that was!
Today's class is cancelled. Let's all spend the day outside!
All right!
Damn.
What are you going to do, Maeno?
- He's taking advantage of us! - We're not defeated yet.
We can't let any member of our Losers' Community be taken.
Got it!
We still have those guys playing hooky.
That's right.
And we must never forget the humiliation we've endured.
The first term in grade eight.
We were all failing.
Taking extra classes, but it was another name for hell.
What do you think you're doing?!
When we found out our pervert group...
would be joining the tough, hoodlum group...
we joined forces...
and established the Losers' Community!
We came up with the four rules...
and created a class of losers, for losers and by losers.
We cannot allow our flag to fall!
That's right! We've got to wipe out that enthusiasm.
We will fight to the death!
Let's do it!
He's sleeping. Go Hide.
His flying forearm smash will surely hit its mark.
This will finish him off.
Eat this!
Oh, no!
Ow! The pain! It hurts, it hurts!
Calm down, and don't move.
Huge nipples!
Is that okay? Not too tight?
That should stop the bleeding.
- What's so funny? - Nothing.
Oh, these? You think my nipples are big?
Kind of.
The teacher's nipples are enormous!
We've lost Hide.
How weirdly underhanded!
We'll have to revise our strategy and try again, right Ko?
We'll end it tomorrow.
This is the last of the hooky players from my class.
Okay.
Our plan's perfect. Just watch.
Our buddy Ko's kind of late, and we need him.
Good morning, Kojiro.
About our plan, Ko?
What happened to you?!
What happened?!
Mr. Suematsu came to my house yesterday.
I couldn't help it.
He made me write "love" over and over on a whole notebook.
He did what?!
But while I was writing, I started to realize how wonderful love is.
Love had never come my way before.
Ko!
Anyway, I can't keep messing around like this forever!
Love, my foot!
Take out the violence and all you've got left is a mound of fat.
That fat headed zealot even sucked you in!
Listen fool, you can say whatever you want about me...
but I won't let you insult Mr. Suematsu like that!
Good morning!
The world is collapsing around us...
Good to see you guys again!
It's Mr. Suematsu...
Okada, you're over your nervous breakdown?
Thanks to Mr. Suematsu.
Hi, Nakada.
How've you been, Nakada?
Hide!
One by one, all the losers are...
Good morning.
Mr. Suematsu! Thank you! Thank you!
All right, get back to your seats and we'll take attendance.
Yes, sir.
Don't you idiots see that the fathead is trying to trick you?!
Tanaka! Why you...!
Excuse me.
Thus, Maeno went into his tiger hole...
to carry out his one-man act of unknown significance.
What's all the commotion?
That butt is Maeno.
That's disgusting.
Let's get out of here before we catch something.
Hey, who pushed? Back off!